My favourite prank
Macau Part III is still in the works, so meanwhile - here’s a typical day-to-day entry to fill in the silence. ;)
Was having a fresh relapse two days ago while out shopping at Parkway Parade with Mum, so I was clinging on to her for my dear life as I dangerously tethered my way through the crowd.
Being humans, we STILL had to have dinner - so we dropped by a restaurant before making our way home.
There was a short queue though, so we stood in line - with me still clinging on to my mum’s arm. By the time we got to the front of the line, I was practically sprawling on top of Mum - my head resting on her shoulders (with my back leaning against the wall), and still clinging on to her arm.
Unfortunately, being at the front of the line meant that we were in full view of all the patrons in the restaurant.
“You’re clinging onto me until like that. Later, people might think something is going on between the two of us … they may think we are what? A lesbian couple?” Mum mused.
“Mmmmmhhhmmmm.”
I could barely manage a coherent reply initially but seconds later … decided to put on a dramatic show by attempting to kiss my mum on the cheek in full view of the restaurant. (Yes, it was intentional. ;))
My mum ended up shrieking and shrank back, drawing the attention of quite a few nearby patrons.
“DON’T. DO. THAT! You’re embarassing me!” she yelped.
So much for her being afraid of attracting attention. Hahahahaha.
To think I can still play pranks in the midst of a relapse. Go, me!
C O M M E N T S (3)
HAHAH! Wow, that is funny.
Task task! Naughty Brenda! I don’t think I could have pulled that off, I’m really uncomfortable with being all touchy freely… especially with my mom. Yours must be very young though, if people confused you two with being a couple ;)
hahahahahah your mom’s so cute lol